{"id":706,"date":"2004-08-19T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-19T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/706"},"modified":"2004-08-19T12:01:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-19T16:01:00","slug":"mauis-on-me-aka-why-is-shopping-so-difficult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/706","title":{"rendered":"Maui&#8217;s On Me! (aka &#8220;Why Is Shopping So Difficult???&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After my sojourn at the Snail, I started off on what promised to be a leisurely trip up to Olympia Tile to pay for my slate flooring material before they closed at 7pm, which, due to a half-hour long northbound mechanical delay on the TTC, turned into a mad dash and arrival at 7:05pm, just as they were locking the doors. I begged, and they allowed me to leave a BLANK credit card imprint with my signature, since all the cash register systems had been closed down, but Greg needed the tile TODAY since he&#8217;s got the toilet and all systems are go. Aaaand they don&#8217;t take phone orders. This to me is rather like handing over a blank cheque, but with a much, much higher credit limit to draw funds from. There could be a tile retailer relaxing on a beach in Maui right this minute, thanks to my guileless sense of trust. Eep! <\/p>\n<p>The only thing keeping me calm about that is that it&#8217;s really no different from ordering over the phone or on the web. Speaking of which, my newly web-ordered-from-futureshop.ca cell phone has still not arrived. I&#8217;ve been living &#8220;off the grid&#8221; since Taste of the Danforth and it&#8217;s starting to get irritating. <\/p>\n<p>I checked my email and lo and behold, the same problem *again* with Future Shop refusing to release the item until I called in from my home phone\/billing number to confirm the purchase, and then stand by the phone and wait for them to call me back to reconfirm my shipping address. Why the heck wouldn&#8217;t I just call in the order in the first place if internet shopping is going to be made this difficult for me? Sheesh. Anyhow, a new phone should be forthcoming, so hopefully I&#8217;ll be reachable at my old cell number by the time the weekend rolls around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After my sojourn at the Snail, I started off on what promised to be a leisurely trip up to Olympia Tile to pay for my slate flooring material before they closed at 7pm, which, due to a half-hour long northbound mechanical delay on the TTC, turned into a mad dash and arrival at 7:05pm, just <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/706\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}