{"id":709,"date":"2004-08-20T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-20T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/709"},"modified":"2004-08-20T12:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-20T16:44:00","slug":"this-little-piggy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/709","title":{"rendered":"This little piggy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am having a massive procrastination issue.<br \/>\nI need to reschedule a flight to Whitehorse RIGHT NOW, and do a million other things before the end of the day, but all I can do is <a href=\"http:\/\/nolimits.telusmobility.com\/0.asp\">play this stupid little pig-racing game<\/a>, which tempts me with it&#8217;s compelling flash graphics, witty celebrity puns and promise of free movie tickets. Damn you, Telus!<\/p>\n<p>All this because I went to the Telus website to look up my nearest dealer, so that I can transfer my contact information and phone number to my shiny new cell! Whee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am having a massive procrastination issue. I need to reschedule a flight to Whitehorse RIGHT NOW, and do a million other things before the end of the day, but all I can do is play this stupid little pig-racing game, which tempts me with it&#8217;s compelling flash graphics, witty celebrity puns and promise of <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/709\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}