{"id":714,"date":"2004-08-25T10:02:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T14:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/714"},"modified":"2004-08-25T10:02:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-25T14:02:00","slug":"the-cat-thing-speaks-truth-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/714","title":{"rendered":"The Cat Thing Speaks Truth!!! TRUTH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I can&#8217;t figure out how I did it either, but lucky for me it keeps happening&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<table style=\"WIDTH: 400px\" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 bgColor=white border=0>\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"BACKGROUND: #ffffff; WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 100px\" bgColor=#ffffff height=100 width=\"400\">\n<td style=\"BACKGROUND: #ffffff; WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 100px\" bgColor=#ffffff colSpan=3 height=100><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img21.photobucket.com\/albums\/v62\/superfungoodness\/fortunecat\/1.gif\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"BACKGROUND: #ffffff; WIDTH: 400px\" bgColor=#ffffff width=\"400\">\n<td style=\"WIDTH: 60px; HEIGHT: 126px\" align=left width=60 height=126><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img21.photobucket.com\/albums\/v62\/superfungoodness\/fortunecat\/2.gif\"><\/td>\n<td id=fortunespan style=\"BACKGROUND: #ffffff; WIDTH: 267px; HEIGHT: 126px\" vAlign=top align=left width=267 bgColor=#ffffff height=126><font color=black size=2><b>You&#8217;ll get some tonight. how<br \/>the fuck YOU managed that,<br \/>I don&#8217;t know&#8230;.<\/b><\/font><\/td>\n<td style=\"BACKGROUND: #ffffff; WIDTH: 73px; HEIGHT: 126px\" width=73 height=126><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img21.photobucket.com\/albums\/v62\/superfungoodness\/fortunecat\/3.gif\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"BACKGROUND: #ffffff; WIDTH: 400px\" bgColor=#ffffff width=\"400\">\n<td width=400 colSpan=3><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/doorknobsoft.tripod.com\/cgi-bin\/cat_reflog.pl\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><b><a href='http:\/\/www.doorknobsoft.com\/fortunecat\/'>Billy&#8217;s Weird&#8230;cat&#8230;thing tells your fortune!<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I can&#8217;t figure out how I did it either, but lucky for me it keeps happening&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 You&#8217;ll get some tonight. howthe fuck YOU managed that,I don&#8217;t know&#8230;. Billy&#8217;s Weird&#8230;cat&#8230;thing tells your fortune!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}