{"id":721,"date":"2004-09-02T11:15:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-02T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/721"},"modified":"2004-09-02T11:15:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-02T15:15:00","slug":"i-learned-a-new-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/721","title":{"rendered":"I learned a new word!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Corporate-speak, with all it&#8217;s imaginary verbs (&#8220;to action&#8221;) and definite article-free phrases (&#8220;end of day&#8221;, &#8220;top of mind&#8221;) has so eroded my faith in diction used around the workplace that I actually doubted the existence of a noun my boss inserted into a memorandum yesterday. However, the wisdom of my elders prevailed, and I feel sheepish to learn (at 26, after an M.A. in English) that &#8220;throughput&#8221; really *is* a word&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>throughput<\/i> (n.): 1. the amount of material put through a process, esp. in manufacturing or computing. 2. processing or handling capacity<\/p>\n<p>You learn something every day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Corporate-speak, with all it&#8217;s imaginary verbs (&#8220;to action&#8221;) and definite article-free phrases (&#8220;end of day&#8221;, &#8220;top of mind&#8221;) has so eroded my faith in diction used around the workplace that I actually doubted the existence of a noun my boss inserted into a memorandum yesterday. However, the wisdom of my elders prevailed, and I feel <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/721\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}