{"id":733,"date":"2004-09-20T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-20T14:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/733"},"modified":"2004-09-20T10:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-20T14:44:00","slug":"well-that-was-a-damn-fine-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/733","title":{"rendered":"Well, that was a damn fine weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aaaah. Bisto. Domestic bliss.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the wedding went well. No rain Friday, just some very chilly wind. In the morning, I learned how to tie a tie, and after some experimentation with super-fat Windsor and half-Windsor knots, settled on the four-loop tight style. Then hop! Into the big yellow truck with JVL and I, where we drove up to Kettleby to see Justin&#8217;s childhood homestead and meet his neighbors (and their horses! squee!). Then over to Newmarket to consume a vast platter of apple butter ribs and a chocolate-banana shake at Montana&#8217;s and zip into Upper Canada Mall to purchase my new favorite red bra. Thanks to the wonders of artificial birth-controlling hormones, I have now blossomed in my late-twenties into a C-cup. 38-C, thank you very much. At the grand event itself all went well, bride and groom had lovely vows, I recited my poem flawlessly from memory, and the dinner was scrumptious, especially the salad! Since Justin and I didn&#8217;t partake much of the open bar, we had our wits about us, and caught both the bouquet and garter, respectively. Go team!<\/p>\n<p>Saturday was peaceful and relaxing, after feasting on the post-wedding breakfast and stealing two irresistable tiny pots of jam, we drove in bright sunshine over to Justin&#8217;s mum&#8217;s house for a memorable visit &#8212; she bought us new recycling boxes! and I got a Mansfield Park DVD! &#8212; and the first visit for JVL and I as a couple to Ikea for home furnishing purchases (more DVD racks and another bookshelf). Then I had a long, long nap, Justin cut the lawn, and we rounded out the evening with a trip to Shoppers to purchase loads of junk food and the heretofore mythological cure for lactose intolerance, Dave C&#8217;s handy &#8220;chewable vanilla Ultra-Lactaid&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday we bought a really massive quantity of groceries at Costco, including $50 worth of Hallowe&#8217;en candy for distribution to the neighborhood kids. There was a lot of tasty cheese included in the grocery run, but never fear! With the chewable Cure for Cheese added to my tummy apothecary, all was well. Well enough that I snarfed down oozing loads of Double Creme Brie, Boursin, Port Salut and Saint Andre with a large baguette, seedless red grapes, mini sweet-peppers and Wolf Blass shiraz. Yummy. We (and by &#8220;we&#8221; I mean mostly JVL) assembled the two DVD racks and watched another two episodes of CSI:S1 with TCBIC himself, Mr. Dan Z, who provided the perogies for our late night steak and perogie feast. So much eating this weekend!!! <\/p>\n<p>The bookcase we left to put together tonight.<\/p>\n<p>This ends my listing of domestic pleasures for the weekend. Or at least, those parts that are suitable for general consumption. \ud83d\ude09 I hope you all had a weekend equally full of joy, and that your Monday carries on the general tone of delight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aaaah. Bisto. Domestic bliss. Yes, the wedding went well. No rain Friday, just some very chilly wind. In the morning, I learned how to tie a tie, and after some experimentation with super-fat Windsor and half-Windsor knots, settled on the four-loop tight style. Then hop! 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