{"id":767,"date":"2004-11-24T09:26:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-24T13:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/767"},"modified":"2004-11-24T09:26:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-24T13:26:00","slug":"the-pants-of-crank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/767","title":{"rendered":"The Pants of Crank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man, I am wearing the crankypants this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Not sure why. Could be the getting to sleep at 1:30am last night against my will and inclination. Could be waking up in a pitch black room this morning, putting my glasses on, falling exhausted back into bed, then back to sleep, then waking up half an hour later in a *still* pitch black room and not being able to find my glasses for 15 minutes until I turned the light on and realized I missed my train. <\/p>\n<p>This whole sleeping thing needs to change. Me need sleep earlier. Me need less computer use in room by bed. Me need light to become conscious in mornings to get to work on time.<\/p>\n<p>Me need day off. And things to do. With friends.<\/p>\n<p>Miss friends. No want sit home in Weston alone until 9, 10, 11pm.<\/p>\n<p>CRANKY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man, I am wearing the crankypants this morning. Not sure why. Could be the getting to sleep at 1:30am last night against my will and inclination. Could be waking up in a pitch black room this morning, putting my glasses on, falling exhausted back into bed, then back to sleep, then waking up half <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/767\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}