{"id":776,"date":"2004-12-08T11:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T15:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/776"},"modified":"2004-12-08T11:58:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T15:58:00","slug":"fuck-stupid-tenants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/776","title":{"rendered":"Fuck! Stupid Tenants!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arrrrgh! <\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m overdrawn on my account AGAIN.<\/p>\n<p>How is this continually happening to me, you ask?<br \/>\nMy freaking tenant&#8217;s freaking rent cheque bounced. And although I deposited it on the 1st of December, and waited the prescribed 5 days for it to clear, and the funds have been in my account and accessible all this time, on the 6th the monies were withdrawn due to &#8220;insufficient funds&#8221;. What the *@#*&#038;!?<\/p>\n<p>So then my condo fees and mortgage came out, and now I have negative $150 dollars in my account, and my next payday is next Thursday, which is all of eight days away.<\/p>\n<p>So much for eight crazy nights of gifting. How about eight crazy nights of POVERTY and NO BILL PAYMENTS?!?! This Hanukkah thing isn&#8217;t working out for me at ALL. I think Moses is angry at me for something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arrrrgh! Well, I&#8217;m overdrawn on my account AGAIN. How is this continually happening to me, you ask? My freaking tenant&#8217;s freaking rent cheque bounced. And although I deposited it on the 1st of December, and waited the prescribed 5 days for it to clear, and the funds have been in my account and accessible all <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/776\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}