Me:<\/b> Excuse me, Manager, I need to run to the bank to make a quick deposit since my errant tenants finally reissued my (non-certified) replacement rent cheque for December. I’ll be back in a jiffy, if it’s alright with you?<\/p>\n
Me:<\/b> Sure, Officer! Go right ahead! Take your time. In fact, pick me up a hot chocolate while you’re out.<\/p>\n
Me:<\/b> And don’t forget a treat for your Admin Assistant!<\/p>\n
Me:<\/b> Hell, I think you need a Christmas bonus AND a raise!<\/p>\n
(No, no, wait a second – at least five or six other staff need to leave for Christmas vacation before I can authorize that sort of thing for myself. Dang.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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