{"id":827,"date":"2005-01-24T13:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-24T17:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/827"},"modified":"2005-01-24T13:11:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-24T17:11:00","slug":"latest-report-from-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/827","title":{"rendered":"Latest Report from the Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cream soda! It still tastes just as good as when you stopped drinking it because you turned 12! Go buy some! Immediately!<\/p>\n<p>Excel! I am hating on it right now! WHY does it continue to close the entire program, when all I&#8217;m asking it to do is close the current window!?! WHY!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cream soda! It still tastes just as good as when you stopped drinking it because you turned 12! Go buy some! Immediately! Excel! I am hating on it right now! WHY does it continue to close the entire program, when all I&#8217;m asking it to do is close the current window!?! WHY!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}