I can’t find my cell phone. Where could it be?<\/p>\n
Noticed it was missing Monday. Searched the house yesterday. Work and condo today. I haven’t made a call on it since Friday afternoon. I haven’t really been anywhere but work, condo and house from Friday to Monday morning, except going to the Snail for Midnight Madness and then back to the Snail again to get driven up to the house Saturday morning. <\/p>\n
Maybe I left it in Eric’s car Saturday morning.
\nMaybe it dropped behind the sofabed in my yellow room when I was studying.
\nMaybe some mad young Star Wars fan thought it would be cool to have Queen Amidala’s cell phone and teefed it off of me in the crowd at the store Friday night.
\nMaybe it fell out in the cab on the way home Friday night.
\nMaybe I’ll never find it again.<\/p>\n
The worst part is, the battery is dead, so even when I call it, it goes straight into voicemail.
\nI sure wish Justin was on MSN.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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