What made me think that going to Home Depot at 10:30pm on a worknight was a good idea?<\/p>\n
“Quick trip to buy some silicone adhesive,” my butt.
\nI NEVER get out of that place in less than an hour. Especially with Justin “Walk Every Aisle” V-L.
\nWe just got home. Just now. Zzzzzzz.<\/p>\n
(ps – I spent $50. On what? I don’t really know. I think there was a hose or something, maybe a brass gardening implement shaped like a Sai… I really couldn’t say. I should be chained to the house, because during essay time, any excuse will do. And I need that cash for, like, plane tickets to B.C. and stuff. Damn.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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