So, my cousin’s wedding is in less than two months. I will probably have to be in a few family photos for said wedding. I am not fit for full-figure photography at the moment: head shots, yes. Midriff shots, no. There’s also this dress I’d like to wear.<\/p>\n
Thus, my crusade begins to endure the 1 hour, 20 minute bike ride into work every morning that I can possibly persuade myself to do so. Like this morning, for instance. <\/p>\n
Time departed home today: about 7:25am
\nTime arrived at work: about 8:42am
\nNumber of Tim Hortons passed by en route: 5
\nNumber of double-double XL coffees ordered: zero
\nNumber of times my baseball cap flew off in the wind: 1
\nNumber of ass-cheeks that feel like stunt doubles in ‘Passion of the Christ’: 2
\nToday’s beverage of choice: ‘Iceberry Wave’ Powerade, purchased at Esso On-the-Go at Keele north of Dundas, $2.45
\nThings to think of for next time: consider bringing music? buy a case of Gatorade to reduce expenses? change of shirt?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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