{"id":934,"date":"2005-05-04T13:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/934"},"modified":"2011-09-26T22:59:34","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T02:59:34","slug":"why-i-didnt-bike-to-work-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/934","title":{"rendered":"Why I Didn’t Bike to Work This Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"

1) It was cold.
\n2) My legs and ass still hurt from Monday.
\n3) I was busy finishing this party invitation for a friend who likes Ridley Scott’s Aliens<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

It’s too bad I made the print at the bottom so small – it’s not reproducing well here, or in the photocopier. <\/p>\n

Here’s the dialogue:
\nRipley: Well, someone’s gonna have to go out there.
\nHudson: Yeah right, man, Bishop should go. Good idea!
\nBishop: Believe me, I’d prefer not to. Let’s send Sarrah instead.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1) It was cold. 2) My legs and ass still hurt from Monday. 3) I was busy finishing this party invitation for a friend who likes Ridley Scott’s Aliens It’s too bad I made the print at the bottom so small – it’s not reproducing well here, or in the photocopier. Here’s the dialogue: Ripley: […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1231,1],"tags":[1212,627,344,1318,1319,1316,1317,1315,73],"class_list":["post-934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerd-stuff","category-consciousness","tag-aliens","tag-bishop","tag-drinking","tag-hudson","tag-party","tag-predator","tag-ripley","tag-sarrah","tag-silver-snail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=934"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2413,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions\/2413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}