\nGo idiocy!<\/b>
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<\/p>\n1) Running to catch the train while clutching bongos is challenging, and makes you look like a total idiot.
\nGo idiocy!<\/b> <\/p>\n
2) I did a good job on finding suitable makeup and accessories today.
\nGo earrings and eyeshadow!<\/b><\/p>\n
3) My cream Chuck Taylors look good with this outfit, but my feet are going to be ripe and stanky tonight as a result.
\nGo unbreathable canvas and rubber soles!<\/b> ![](\"http:\/\/media.venda.com\/cloggs\/ebiz\/cloggs\/invt\/694\/converse_allstar_white_l_01.jpg\")
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4) I remembered not only to bring in my Star Wars 4-6 VHS tapes for my cubicle neighbor Rosemary, but also to return 5) 6) 1) Running to catch the train while clutching bongos is challenging, and makes you look like a total idiot. Go idiocy! 2) I did a good job on finding suitable makeup and accessories today. Go earrings and eyeshadow! 3) My cream Chuck Taylors look good with this outfit, but my feet are going to be […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nGo memory!<\/b><\/p>\n
\nRick, the guy in charge of the charity campaign had kind of shrugged and been like “whatever” when I told him I’d secured some toys for the auction, but he totally lost his mind when I opened up the boxes and started pulling out Saruman and Frodo figurines. He actually squealed, and then set about writing down Justin’s full name and address so that he could write him “the best thank you letter ever”.
\nGo charitable donations!<\/b><\/p>\n
\nI mean, dude, I lived with
\nGo last-minute wedding preparations!<\/b><\/p>\n![](\"http:\/\/www.kasal.com\/rr\/imgrdgroom\/3-barongs.jpg\")
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