{"id":973,"date":"2005-06-13T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-13T17:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/973"},"modified":"2005-06-13T13:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-13T17:03:00","slug":"oh-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/973","title":{"rendered":"Oh, crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, so much for &#8220;starting a new job in three weeks&#8221;. Now it&#8217;s looking like my start date is going to be July 18th. Fudge.<\/p>\n<p>Time to take my rage out on the Customer Service people at the Bay.<br \/>\nFIX MY WASHER, YOU CLODS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, so much for &#8220;starting a new job in three weeks&#8221;. Now it&#8217;s looking like my start date is going to be July 18th. Fudge. Time to take my rage out on the Customer Service people at the Bay. FIX MY WASHER, YOU CLODS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}