{"id":980,"date":"2005-06-25T01:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-25T05:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/980"},"modified":"2005-06-25T01:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-25T05:34:00","slug":"logic-of-my-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/980","title":{"rendered":"Logic of My Mother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JVL: (turns the music up loud in the car)<br \/>\nMum: Please turn it down!<br \/>\nMe: Mum&#8217;s a pussy, she can&#8217;t handle the loud music.<br \/>\nMum: Well, it hurts my ears.<br \/>\nMe: Sometimes that&#8217;s the point. It&#8217;s supposed to hurt your ears.<br \/>\nMum: I know. But&#8230; it <i>hurts<\/i> my ears.<\/p>\n<p>This is what I will become one day. Aie aie aie.<\/p>\n<p><lj user=\"cluseau\"> and co. survived the batchelor party. There was a trip to the strippers, and all the other cliches. They also made friends with some Russian sailors. Photos will be posted later.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: Frisbee in the park, a petting zoo, and dinner at the Bride&#8217;s family&#8217;s house. I will also try to make it to the Satin Moon quilt shop, the Thrift Shop, and various other areas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JVL: (turns the music up loud in the car) Mum: Please turn it down! Me: Mum&#8217;s a pussy, she can&#8217;t handle the loud music. Mum: Well, it hurts my ears. Me: Sometimes that&#8217;s the point. It&#8217;s supposed to hurt your ears. Mum: I know. But&#8230; it hurts my ears. This is what I will become <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/archives\/980\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consciousness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pipesdreams.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}