We have an all clear on unwanted body hair.
Repeat, all clear on hair beneath the navel.
You may resume your duties as normal.
CLOSE APPROXIMATION OF MY LEGS BEFORE WAXING
MY ACTUAL LEG(S) AFTER WAXING
PLUS, MY BEST PEDICURE EVER
In possibly unrelated news: Gwen Stefani has proven herself once again to be my Secret Sister, by producing her “Luxurious” music video, which features A HALL FULL OF PINATAS. I love pinatas. Other shared interests between Gwen and I include: pirates, Harajuku girls, sparkly things, cheerleaders, knee-length socks and Donald J. Pliner shoes. We are spiritually as one.
And, Justin made me tea.
And, I just spent two hours looking at rubber stamps depicting mermaids, art nouveau figures, stone carvings, skeletons and beast-humans on the Internet, instead of doing the background research on the 10-tab, 300 page seniors binder I need to read through to write my remarks properly tomorrow. I’m kind of slightly hating on myself right now for the powerful need to procrastinate that I so hoped I had left behind me with the conclusion of school. Will probably be up reading all night. Pray for me.
Repeat, all clear on hair beneath the navel.
Thanks for sharing.
Dude…..that’s a very smooth looking leg! Good for you. I failed at leg shaving this week (yes I said week – it’s hardly a daily occurance right now) when the shower ran out of hot water yesterday. It was all I could do to rinse the conditioner out of my hair with ice cold water…..shrieking the whole time. I should really go for the scary waxing sometime – but it scares me. My legs are *so sensitive*! I literally cannot use anything other than the Mach 3 (or equivalent) without bleeding to death.
You should be thankful that I did not actually share photos of my “before shaven” leg. Because that? Was gross.
Plus, I thought it might be a welcome distraction from all the birth control/blood clot grossness of my previous post – you know, set something on fire so nobody notices the dead body? It’s a useful plot device!