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We have an all clear on unwanted body hair. Repeat, all clear on hair beneath the navel. You may resume your duties as normal. CLOSE APPROXIMATION OF MY LEGS BEFORE WAXING MY ACTUAL LEG(S) AFTER WAXING PLUS, MY BEST PEDICURE EVER In possibly unrelated news: Gwen Stefani has proven herself once again to be my […]

Well, the intense pre-wax painkillers are kicking in, and as usual, my brain is getting goofy. Currently experiencing the sensual urges to listen to Peter Gabriel’s Last Temptation of Christ soundtrack, spark up some Body Shop Pumpkin Spice home fragrance oil, drink apricot nectar and eat maple syrup sugar candies while staring at an orange […]