Always with the acquiring things

At lunch, I bought my ticket to the Creative Needlework Festival this weekend. Earlier today, I became somewhat obsessed with the photo-sensitive fabric dye ‘Pebeo Setacolor (Transparent)’, and have decided that I MUST go to the ‘G&S Dye Store’ on Dundas West after work to buy some. I have a goal in mind that I […]

In which I make out like Starfishchick with the numbered lists

1. Am once again testing the ability of passers-by to not retch when they see my hideous, swollen visage. Yes, I have a cold sore. It’s just me and the Elephant Man, alone on the brink of humanity. Fuck you, herpes simplex. 2. Last night, despite my horrendous unattractiveness, lovely was thoughtful enough to make […]