The Enemy Wisdom Teeth Are Moving

I went to get a panoramic x-ray of my head done yesterday, in preparation for the removal of all four of my not-so-wise teeth, which have decided to grow into my mouth in whatever way will cause maximum damage to other teeth and to my jaw. While the x-ray was cool (I have HUGE teeth! […]

Kathleen Turner Possesses My Larynx

I have had a nagging sore throat for the past two days that has recently taken a turn for the sexy and dropped the pitch of my voice to that of Kathleen Turner in V. I. Warshawski. Except I sound a little less staccato and cantankerous than she does in her tough private investigator role; […]