Deluge of Gifting

It’s not even my birthday yet, and already I’m blessed with sweet booty! Yesterday, JVL gave me a Vanilla Crispy Crunch at work, and this morning my day-work-boss bought me a tea. Except when asked what I wanted in it, I said “double double”, and instead of double milk, he took that to mean double […]

I Think I’ve Wet Myself

Wahhh ha ha ha ha haaaaa ha aha aha ha ha ah ahhh. HA HA HA HA HAH HAAA HAAA HAAA HA HA AAAHA AAH AH AH HA. Oooooo. Woah. That would be my lovely ex, in the glasses. Where did they find those sweaters? WHERE?!? Check this out. In other news, Prison Funnies Issue […]