The Rundown

R.J. Stewart, you bastard. You stole two hours of my life, and I’ll never get them back. I also blame Christopher Walken, for involving himself in a venture as bad as ‘The Rundown’. My dear friend Philip Westoby, whose obsession with Mr. Walken’s unique system of verbal delivery was our downfall tonight, decided we should […]

Shitty Scarpia

That was a fully decent production of Tosca, but I can’t write anything meaningful about it because my only real thought throughout the entire show was “The man singing Scarpia sucks my ass”. His name: Alain Fondary. His look: Humpty Dumpty in a black silk shirt and white ponytail wig. His offense: singing so incoherently […]