Vomitastic

I totally chundered in my Mom’s car last night. I’d been feeling queasy all afternoon, went down for a three-hour nap, and I could feel it coming. Nausea. It was getting late and I had to get home, so I grabbed two plastic shopping bags and a bottle of water and we braved the highway. […]

Capitulation

All right, fine, I get it, I give in, I will go on a diet. Yes, kids, it’s my VERY FIRST DIET EVER! At age 27, I guess it’s about time that I give myself over to the National Pastime of watching what I eat. I’ve been all proud in the past that my metabolism […]