Category: Stream of Consciousness

Why I Didn’t Bike to Work This Morning

1) It was cold. 2) My legs and ass still hurt from Monday. 3) I was busy finishing this party invitation for a friend who likes Ridley Scott’s Aliens It’s too bad I made the print at the bottom so small – it’s not reproducing well here, or in the photocopier. Here’s the dialogue: Ripley: […]

Not “in the mood”

Today is one of those days when I am not “in the mood” to go to work. This statement is actually false, since it is predicated on the assumption that there is such a mood that makes you want to go to work. Which is clearly not the case, unless perhaps your occupation involves floral […]