I look back on high school sometimes, and I cannot believe the stainless steel balls I had. Not only was I a huge nerd, socially dead to everyone but my fellow beloved band geeks (and yearbook staff! thanks, !) until grade 12 (when evereyone started to normalize with the expectation of graduating and moving the […]

I’ve been thinking about using CafePress to make a t-shirt that declares my familial relationship with ‘The Tipton Slasher’, also known as my pugilistic great-great-grandfather William ‘Bill’ Perry. My favorite quotes describing his personality are that he was a “proud, deluded man”, “tricky”, “cool under pressure” and “a proper ruffian”. Who the heck was William […]