I hate it when I let LJ get away from me for a couple of days; the task of writing what’s been going on in the interim seems so impossibly daunting after even the smallest fraction of time has passed. Sometimes the best thing to do is just plunge in there and hope you catch […]

I must warn the world. I must warn you all. NEVER eat Campbell’s Chunky Beef Rib Roast soup. Justin just let out the most noxious butt-gas of all time (and believe me, as a lactard – a lactose intolerant person who indiscriminately consumes dairy products without taking Lactaid first – I should know). It was […]