Should have updated last night, but instead spent the time fiddling about on my laptop before going to sleep, trying to create my “Wordsworth Sucks” LJ icon for today, by splicing four frames into an animated GIF that would read: “Fact: William Wordsworth was born in COCKermouth, Cumberland” / picture of William / “Fact: William […]

I am experiencing a sudden, bizarre, overwhelming, burning desire to watch ‘Grosse Point Blank’. Like, I want to leave work and go home to hang out with John Cusack and Minnie Driver *right now*. Do you think they’d fire me for that? What are the odds I could get back downtown in time for school?