One not-at-all purebred lynx point siamese, answers to ‘Montgomery’. Was briefly cute as a kitten, but quickly developed discerning taste for human flesh, strange caterwauling tendencies, irritable stomach, skittish nature, hateful glare and now, on the eve of his thirteenth birthday (Aquarius, born January 31, 1994), an extremely cantankerous attitude towards my pyjamas, which includes […]

has the greenest thumb ever. She brought this orchid back to life, when only a few months ago it had shrunken, yellowing leaves and a dead stem. She’s like Nero Wolfe, only a lot thinner and less grumpy and she isn’t an agoraphobic, misogynist Montenegrin ex-spy living in a New York brownstone. Also, I am […]