Nothin’ to do all day but open presents, feed dad some lunch and then bum around the house in my new sweater, made with love by Mom, so why not give my other friends who are similarly bumming around watching 90210 reruns on TVtropolis the gift of a long-ass LJ entry to read? First off, […]

Dear , so sorry that the Baby Jesus has been stealing your fire for thousands of years now. I hope you have a very merry happy birthday today, with lots of cake, candles, leis, noisemakers, pointy hats and pinatas. I hope Santa Heather and your family bought you lots of cool gifts, like a life-size […]