Candyfluenza

I have eaten enough Reese’s peanut butter cups today to sink a battleship. Seriously, I may die from excessive blood sugar at any moment. On the bright side, this has given me reason to reflect on how I can best “say goodbye” to my loved ones, by showering them with gifts that will demonstrate how […]

Cutting Up Baby

Oooooh… the pangs of motherhood… the anguish of parenting… the woeful need to plunge a knife deep into the heart of my fleshy, white baby and carve it a new face. Don’t worry, I haven’t gone psycho – it’s just Jack-O’-Lantern time. See, I planted a little seed, and it grew into a leaf, and […]