What is wrong with me?!?!?
Why can’t I stop eating CANDY BARS?!?!!! Seriously, people. It’s been two Cadbury Crunchies and a Mars bar in less than 24 hours. I’m going to give myself diabetes. I’m going to look like Dawn French in about three days. Wait, does that mean I get to marry someone like Lenny Henry? Hmmm…. CANDY BARRRRRRRSSSS