My cousin Caius, a highly-functioning and handsome uber-geek (sorry ladies, he’s taken), has suggested that I submit my ‘Geek Appeal’ article to slashdot.org, a webhaven for nerds. Apparently, if they choose to post a link to it on their splash page, it will have an “amusing effect” on the number of hits themusesbitch.net will receive. […]

In boycotting the cold weather, I have been wearing my snuggly teddybear slippers under my desk at work ALL DAY. For those of you who have not been blessed enough to see the wonderland of weirdness that is my apartment, I have a mammoth collection of fuzzy animal slippers (also part of my ‘Real Genius’ […]