Dammit. My relatives have been cooking this whole trip. Now it’s my turn. Except… I have NO domestic kitchen skills. None. Zip. I. Can’t. Cook. I rely heavily on my financial clout to be able to gloss over this sordid facts. Thus, the horrific office job. Need food for friends or a romantic dinner for […]

Since Cait is taking the time to make crepes, and my cousin won’t let me have his camera to upload silly hat photos from yesterday, I’ve decided to take this time for some quiet reflection on what tarot card I am. My results do not surprise me in the least. I am The Wheel of […]