Okay I just woke up from one of those deep-sleep naps, and I had the weirdest, scariest dream *ever*. It’s already starting to fade, which is a damn good thing, because it was about ZOMBIES and FIRE (Sarrah would be so, so proud). The Zombies and Fire Ravaging the Silver Snail Dream A strange zombie […]

My mullet has grown to monster proportions. It’s creeping down towards the bottom of my neck, but is still at least an inch away from tidy ponytail length. It’s precisely long enough to stimulate the white trash gland that makes one crave Miller lite, bags of ketchup chips, and Jenny Jones. This must not be […]