Kathleen Turner Possesses My Larynx

I have had a nagging sore throat for the past two days that has recently taken a turn for the sexy and dropped the pitch of my voice to that of Kathleen Turner in V. I. Warshawski. Except I sound a little less staccato and cantankerous than she does in her tough private investigator role; […]

Further Adventures of an Early Riser

So I went home to see Mum and Dad last night, and ended up staying over in Oakville; the first time I’ve attempted this terrifying feat of pre-dawn public transit-riding since beginning my job at the government over a year ago. I had to wake up at 5am and get my hustle on to catch […]