Month: April 2004

Dust Bowl

Not often, but occasionally, I really hate my apartment and my thoughtless landlord. Like on the occasions when I come home after a long day of work and painkillers, only to discover that WITHOUT WARNING, the landlord has sent his feckless handyman, Allen, over to belt sand the entire hallway. There are clouds of dust […]

Spoke too Soon

Ouch. They say day three after the removal of teeth is the one where you experience the most puffiness and bruising. I’ve still managed to get away bruise-free, but this morning I woke up and my face was like that of an alternate-reality version of me where I weigh about 300lbs. Holy mackerel, was I […]