Damn! Roommate Andrew Wakes up first, sneaks in shower: It’s seven thirty The GOTrain cometh; While water pours down on him, My armpits still reek Blue towel, bone dry Chafes my bum and time ticks by Drip, drip… door opens Wash, brush, lenses, clothes Pull on flip-flops for the race: Six minutes, three blocks Ding! […]

My best friend just sent out an Evite for what sounds like a great birthday party, where we will be eating delicious Moroccan food and watching belly dancers. Although elated to be invited, I admit, the invite got me to thinking, and not in a good way. Belly dancing, eh? Dancing bellies. I went to […]