I made Justin’s bad day harder. He has to discipline someone at work today, and I complained about transit and the commute this morning, and now he thinks I hate our house and want to move because it’s too far away. I don’t care where we live, really, as long as we’re together. And not […]

1) Printers Are Sentient Beings Fact: Modern laser printers have achieved such a high level of A.I. that they will now refuse to print a report that you desperately need for an impending meeting if you have accidentally specified “manual feed, labels” instead of “tray three, legal paper”. Indeed, the printer in my office has […]