Today’s theme? Is fibre. Yes. It’s true. You heard it here first. Fibre.

We have an all clear on unwanted body hair. Repeat, all clear on hair beneath the navel. You may resume your duties as normal. CLOSE APPROXIMATION OF MY LEGS BEFORE WAXING MY ACTUAL LEG(S) AFTER WAXING PLUS, MY BEST PEDICURE EVER In possibly unrelated news: Gwen Stefani has proven herself once again to be my […]