Happy Late Birthday!!!!
! You’re older! Congratulations on remaining alive! *hugs* *felicitations* *celebratory pinatas* *beer*
Logic of My Mother
JVL: (turns the music up loud in the car) Mum: Please turn it down! Me: Mum’s a pussy, she can’t handle the loud music. Mum: Well, it hurts my ears. Me: Sometimes that’s the point. It’s supposed to hurt your ears. Mum: I know. But… it hurts my ears. This is what I will become […]