The Justin Haikus, Volume 1

The Silver Snail rocks! Co-workers rock, discounts rock: but boyfriends rock too… ——————– The forbidden fruit Hangs too close. My Manager! Pluck him from the vine? ——————– Twenty-two; too young? Age never stopped me before But would it stop him? ——————– You could own nothing I would still like your glasses And blonde stubbly chin. […]

Xanderiffic Friends!

Good friends drag you out for dinner and dancing Friday after work when you’re feeling blue. *Great* friends go up to Nicholas Brendan while he’s reading a script at Senses in Toronto and ask for his autograph for you, even though they hate approaching celebrities because it’s unCanadian behaviour. **Super great** friends put up with […]