So, my cousin’s wedding is in less than two months. I will probably have to be in a few family photos for said wedding. I am not fit for full-figure photography at the moment: head shots, yes. Midriff shots, no. There’s also this dress I’d like to wear. Thus, my crusade begins to endure the […]

Yo soy una manzana lento. Man, I checked my stats for that shitty Victorian Fiction paper. Final page count = 20, Final word count = 6200, Final number of minutes spent editing = 1660 minutes!!!!! Sure, sure, at least nine hours of that was probably me staring blankly at the screen, weeping, or more likely […]