Too Many Parents Have Sex In March

I’m just sayin’. I think I could post happy birthday wishes every single day from last week straight through until Christmas and then some. Seriously, people, I know it’s cold outside but there must be other business beyond procreation that you can take care of in March. Yesterday I was supposed to wish a delightful […]

Happy Birthday, Mr. A!

I already wished you a happy birthday last night, but I’ll do it again now that it’s the actual day. I’ve known you for 17 years now, and you improve in every way with every passing year. Your friendship is one of my most treasured gifts, and I am very thankful for it. A lifetime […]