Recipe: Mum’s Ginger & Lime Shrimp

I hardly ever remember to make food *before* I get hungry, which is a serious problem. I end up ravenous, unable to think straight, and head directly to foods which require no prep time. This explains my diet of chocolate pudding cups, raw avocado, Jamaican patties and take-out sushi from the shop behind my home.

Just last night I stalled at making dinner by checking email, filling the dishwasher and joining the anti-proroguing group on Facebook, and before you knew it my stomach was growling like a caged tiger. The granola bars in the pantry were starting to look like a nice idea for a main course.

Fortunately, I had planned ahead, and bought some baby bok choi and frozen shrimp at the grocery store on Thursday night. Hooray! Mum’s delicious speedy ginger & lime shrimp to the rescue. (Note: most of Mum’s cooking involves wrapping meat or eggs in pastry, so don’t be fooled into thinking she’s a health freak just because this one dish is good for you).

I swear the whole thing can be chopped, cooked and served in 15 minutes:
2 tbsp. olive oil
1 shallot or small onion, diced
1/3 cup finely chopped fresh raw ginger root
2 cloves fresh garlic, diced fine
2 tbsp. fish sauce
1 generous sprinkling dried spicy red pepper flakes
2 cups shrimp (I like frozen & shelled; less mess)
1/2 cup firm tofu, sliced finely into thin strips (vegetarians: skip shrimp, make it all tofu)
2 cups baby bok choi, sliced into strips
2 limes
lots of fresh cilantro
(optional) an avocado and a cucumber
salt & pepper to taste

Put a frying pan on low heat, drizzle the olive oil about, then toss in the onions to get them browned up. Add garlic as soon as it’s chopped. Next goes the fish sauce, the juice of one lime and red pepper flakes.

Now turn the heat up to medium-high and you can pop in the shrimp and/or tofu. Poke it all about in the pan vigorously with a spatula, coating it with sauce. Remember: nothing says “I love you” like a spatula.

Cook this for about 7 minutes until everything is sizzling and steamy. Add bok choi last and cover your pan to let it steam. This should only take 2-3 mins. Voila! You’re done.

Garnish with salt & pepper, add a generous fistful of fresh cilantro leaves (unless you hate them), slice the other lime into quarters and put on the side.

Bonus: if you have cucumber and avocado in the house, slice into small wedges and scatter over the steaming bowl, to add some cool & creamy contrast to steamy hot & sour shrimpy-ness. Yum!

Serve on its own, or with rice or noodles if you possess the forethought I lack to make those sorts of things in advance (start rice 20-40 mins before, noodles 10 mins before).

The Great Bikini Race of 2010

My feelings about spandex are that it is a privilege, not a right. Bikinis, which are just very small pieces of spandex that expose a large amount of flesh, should in my personal opinion be the exclusive purview of people who are very young and very fit, or professionally really, really, ridiculously good looking. In short, bikinis are not for me.

However. That being said, I also have some very clear images in my mind about what a vacation in the sun in Mexico should look like. It should involve cold beverages with tiny umbrellas. Sombreros. Massive, gaudy beach towels. Coconut-scented SPF. And of course, bikinis. During my ongoing family photo project, I unearthed some pics of my Mum & Dad vacationing in Mexico in the early 70s. My Mum, clocking in at a lithe 110lbs soaking wet, was sporting a very small swimsuit. My Dad looked very pleased about this fact.

Thus, I have decided to kick my running training up a notch and try to squeeze my blindingly white bottom into a pair of rather petite string bikinis while I still can, before the ravages of advancing age and the unspeakable nightmare that is cellulite spoil the dream forever. After all, it’s not like the prospect of wearing a bikini is going to get any more appealing (for myself or my pitiable onlookers) as I get older.

Observe my own personal crucible:

Achtung! These are not clothes meant for actual submersion in water! These are exclusively for posing by the swim-up pool bar, trying to look nonchalant while actually frantically sucking in one’s abdomen and wondering if you can casually sneak a peek down to check if all your strings are still tied.

To achieve this end, I’m hoping to run 5k on five out of every seven days in January, and to eat as healthily as possible until my departure on Jan 28. And maybe do some situps. And possibly investigate liposuction.

Another helpful motivator to keep me training is that I’ve signed up for a full roster of races for 2010 already, including my first full marathon in September (no guarantees; I might chicken out of that one).

This is partly because due to an accident in overbooking, I’ll be spending the last weekend of March in Boston attending PAX East, instead of running in Hamilton where I had agreed to do the oldest race in North America, the “Around the Bay Road Race” 30k in Hamilton, as a relay with Indigirl and Twiggy. Many thanks to my Top Gear-loving partner in crime CarbonMan for taking my place for the last leg of the run!

Here’s the running roster for 2010 so far:

  1. Sunday, Mar 14, 2010 – Steam Whistle Brewery, TO – Achilles St. Patrick’s Day 5K Run
  2. Saturday, Apr 3, 2010 – High Park, Toronto – Harry’s Spring Run Off 8km
  3. Sunday, May 2, 2010 – Yonge Street, Toronto – Sporting Life 10k Run
  4. Sunday, May 16, 2010 – Mississauga – Mississauga Marathon (half)
  5. (Saturday June 12 2010 – Jordan – Niagara Wine Country Run half marathon relay – tentative)
  6. (Saturday, June 26, 2010 – Queen’s Park, Toronto – Pride & Remembrance Run 5km – tentative)
  7. Sunday, July 11, 2010 – Distillery District, TO Acura Toronto 5km
  8. Saturday, Aug 21, 2010 – Leslie Spit, Toronto Midsummer Night’s Run 15km
  9. Sunday, Sept 26, 2010 – Waterfront, TO – Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon (full)