Welcome to December: Home of My Birthday

Apparently, it’s Monday. Huh. People at Job1 keep asking me how my weekend was. And all I can think is, “There was a weekend? Did I miss it?” Job2 was satisfying, but the time around it passed in kind of a blur. I know I spoke to my cousin Caius last night, and tried to […]

Feminine Wiles

I am gearing up for the hunt. Those of you not on my “romance gossip” restricted list may remain blissfully ignorant of my quarry. But the game’s afoot. On my way home from work, I got pedicured and manicured. I bought hair dye. Tomorrow there will be a lengthy session of Xtreme biXini waXing, and […]