In the year 2007 I resolve to:Get the chick next door pregnant. Get your resolution here. Wow, I guess it’s a good thing I sold my soul to Satan today to get rid of my cold, because now I have room just above my ovaries (that’s where the soul is located, right?) to put in […]

Me so sick. Me want die. Tonsils are size of golf balls. Drinking so much lemon water pee smells like lemons. Love to death, but she is carrier and should be quarantined by CDC. ‘Most contagious during first few hours of illness’ rumour clearly total crock. Hate sinuses. Hate mucus. Don’t want keep breathe through […]