Yo soy una manzana lento. Man, I checked my stats for that shitty Victorian Fiction paper. Final page count = 20, Final word count = 6200, Final number of minutes spent editing = 1660 minutes!!!!! Sure, sure, at least nine hours of that was probably me staring blankly at the screen, weeping, or more likely […]

OMG, I am so going to be shot dead by the fashion police today. I was pretty groggy when I woke up at 7am after my late night o’ typing, and so my judgment may have been impaired when I looked into my pile o’ clothes and picked out my current attire. See, my Mom […]